10 reasons the mom life ain't for my BOMBlife

Disclaimer: SAY DAWG, if you are in fact a mom/momma/old lady, thats tight, but it's just not for me.

1. baby DOO DOO is wack like FuBu.

2. I have a hard time sharing my pizza. Sharing my life would be harder.

3. Baby bumps could turn in to permanent lady lumps!!!! (Scary)

4. I can't cook.

5. I won't listen to ANY nursery rhymes unless they have a bangin' beat

6. For some reason babies don't like BIG FREEDIA. (DUMB)

7. It would be buddy if I had a kid right now.

8. My road bike doesn't have room for a babyseat (Well.... it does but it would look dumb) hehe.

9. Arsenal would be jealous.

and finally!!!

10. I would have to move out of Dalzell ( ain't happenin yo!)

Oh yah... im Raiven.