The Incredible Shrinking Woman... another reason the mom life is not the bomb life.

If you feel like watching an incredibly silly movie from the 80's I would like to suggest this one. In it Lilly Tomlin plays a housewife who begins to shrink after being subjected to an odd assortment of household chemicals. The 1980's jab at consumerism? This movie is pretty ridiculous, like in the scene where the father comes home and tries out for his friends and family the new Galaxy Glue his company is promoting only to end up with the whole room of guests stuck together trying to pull neighbor and clothes alike off of their hands. (this part is accompanied by a catchy theme song for Galaxy Glue)
Speaking of songs... by far my favorite part of the movie is where she sings a small song to her children before bed (as a way to show the movie viewers what a lovable mother she is). She only sings the first verse, but here is the whole version of this ... scandalous? song.

I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Bar of soap
For I'd slippy and I'd slidy
Over everybody's hidey
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap

Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
Little mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
Little mosquito
For I'd nippy and I bity
Under everybody's nightie
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Bottle of pop
For I'd go down with a slurp
And I'd come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop

Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
English sparrow
For I'd sitty on the steeple
And I'd spitty on the people
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow

goutBREAK!!!!

soooo months back my roommate dyl and i started jamming on the 1 and created goutBREAK.
we make hits like grits, and we get down like chris brown.

we have a show coming up..... May 7th.
just consider our show an early gift to all the mothers of the world.

your welcome.

hopefully we'll have ALL recordings finished to handout during the show.

in the mean time get your gout knowledge up with this video.

bombBAND
with bombPEOPLE

-raivilla

Say DAWGGGGG

We have been extreme extremist when it comes to not updating this bad boy!
Today it ends!!! Before, I felt I should not be the main blogger, but today I've decided
it doesn't matter. Regular people need to read BOMB stuff on a daily basis.

IT IS OFFICIAL!!!!

THA BOMB LIFE IS BACK.

-Raivilla.... the killa!

my life is pretty bomb

I am an art teacher at a montessori school.

i make my own art sometimes.

i have the best friends in the world. we like to keep it fresh.

i have the coolest siblings ever.

 i found the love of my life.

 oh yea, this is pretty cool.

 and this is me... danielle.

PRODUCT REVIEWWWW

So, look who is posting yet again....


the illa, better know as raiVILLA!

I am a big fan of trying out new toothpastes. I find myself itching for some new flavas on my toothbrush. In the mean streets of Kroger this red box of bad breath death was eyeballin me all crazy. I figured if this thing is getting all up in my grill than I should just buy it and try it out.

My recent purchase was this 2.49 tube called Close Up. This tooth gel is BOMB!!! Its like brushing my teeth with big red. If you want to have bomb breath and have teeth that twinkle then go to your local Kroger and hook yourself up.

                                                                           

Things I could be doing if i didn't have a facebook

1 painting a picture 

2 riding my bike 

3 mastering the tightrope 

4 reading my bible

5 making hair bows 

6 learning how to hula-hoop 

7 updating my blog 

8 learning french wi wi

9 ironing my sheets 

10 playing soccer 

11 dancing in the mirror 

12 playing with babies 

13 studying for a test 

14 brushing my teeth

15 learning to play the bagpipes 

16 journaling 

17 doing kart wheels 

18 writing new music 

19 leaning how to jook ladia yates style 

20 teaching hiphop how to play with waffles

21 making waffles

22 making bread

23 going camping

24 treasure  hunting 

25 story telling 

26 freaking out the squares 

27 making stencils 

28 doing homework 

29 holding a boys hand 

30 folding my clothes 

31 raking leafs then jumping in them

31 chalking things up 

33 getting an ICEE

34 having a real conversation 

35 training for a marathon 

36 painting my toe nails 

37 recording music 

38 making videos 

39 cooking family dinner 

40 drawing cartoons 

41 inventing an idea machine 

42 making paper birds 

43 cleaning out my mail box

44 practicing my opera voice 

45 spending more time with my family 

46  running 

47 answering my phone

48 knitting something cute  

49 watching glee 

50 planting some flowers  

and this is just me having some fun in my backyard.

bee tea dubs i'm Lesli